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Obama 2012, enough said.

My president is hot….

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Rick Santorum Shirtless

Get some rest and some sun, Rick. Being a vile bigot is hard work.

Obama 2012, enough said.

My president is hot….

“I apologize to all of us, because I’m sure it’s not a pretty sight.”
-Rick Santorum, citing this very photo.

In regard to this.

ACK!!! My eyes!! My eyes!!!!!! Bleach! Bleach!!!!

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Does that sunbathing man look familiar? That’s GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum tanning his pasty hide in Puerto Rico. The photo was snapped by members of an all-gay cruise. Joe.My.God posted the photo & the scoop:

Shortly after telling Puerto Ricans that they are unworthy of statehood unless they make English their official language, Rick Santorum soaked up the poolside rays at a local resort. Also staying at that resort were passengers from an Atlantis all-gay cruise, who snapped the above photo. Thanks to JMG tipsters James and Guy for sending this along.

Now, using the conservative Guilt-By-Fallacious-Association MethodTM, one can make several conclusions. A demonstration:

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Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, nor am I implying Santorum is gay. However, using the right-wing standard of proof on display with the Derrick Bell non-troversy and Sandra Fluke, it’s pretty easy to turn the tables. Or flowchart, if you will.

I’m so submitting this to http://stfutoday.tumblr.com/

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Mitt Romney’s having trouble beating this guy.

LOL!!! Also, ew.

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Santorum!

A musical celebration of all things Santorum.

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What Makes Rick Santorum Want to Throw Up

Everyone’s favorite sweater-vest enthusiast recently said JFK’s speech on separation of church and state made him want to vomit. Let’s break down what makes Rick want to puke versus what doesn’t.

Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but if it makes you feel any better, knowing that you were running for President would make him shit his pants.

I know the idea of Spreading Santorum as president makes me want to throw up.

JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

I almost throw up whenever I read anything Rick Santorum says.

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I’m going to finish up my english muffins here pretty soon. They take an insanely long time to make. You have to rise them all night, then punch it down, knead it, roll it out, cut them, rise them again, then griddle them. Worth it though. They’re awesome. Now here’s the news…


Rick Santorum…

Rick Santorum sees Nazis everywhere: in the Middle East, in doctor’s offices and medical labs, in the Democratic Party, and now in the White House.

The Republican presidential candidate told a group of supporters Sunday night that this year’s election was like the time between 1940 and 1941 when Americans didn’t act against Adolf Hitler because they thought he was “a nice guy” and not “near as bad as what we think.”

“It’s going to be harder for this generation to figure this out. There’s no cataclysmic event,” he explained, but similar urgency. “Is anybody reminding us who we are, what made us great, and what these assaults are all about?”

The obvious implication — later denied by the candidate — was that Santorum is some modern-day Churchill and President Obama is der Fuhrer. It was outrageous and yet, for Santorum, routine.

DANA MILBANK, “Rick Santorum Cries ‘Nazi,’” in the Washington Post.

Whether its Republicans calling for legalized rape in Virginia or one of their presidential candidates comparing Obama to Hitler, conservatives feel like they can never take things too far.

The GOP is fucking shameless.

(via inothernews)

Rick Santorum is the new frontrunner for the Republican nomination, leading Romney in the latest national poll by ten percent. I would say that he’s come from behind, but Santorum is morally opposed to coming from behind.

Yup. He went there. ;)

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)