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“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.” - Molly Ivins

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neil-gaiman:

Stephen Colbert is so wise.

heidireadsya:

catversushuman:

Part 1, Part 2

On your allergic ~~friend~~ roommate

inothernews:

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

— Thomas Wayne, Batman Begins

You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell.

—Jennifer Lawrence, at the Oscars.

inothernews:

Both unelected, and both rich as Hell.

thelifeguardlibrarian:

Maybe my favorite yet.

Dancing is forbidden.

huffpostpolitics:

True story.

[sharpwriter via heckyeahpresidents via weareallhomos]

tardthegrumpycat:

The Daily Grump | January 14, 2013

(via kittehkats)

Now, we know that a great number of Whos were unperturbed and went ahead with the festivities, holding hands and singing. And we at the Picayune consider ourselves wholesome Christians, willing to turn the other cheek—up to a point. But let’s be frank: the Grinch’s joke was just tasteless. We’re not going to chastise him for refusing to wear pants. We’re not going to point out his odd relationship with a small, vulnerable-looking dog. We’re just saying that there needs to be some kind of retribution.

“Staff Editorial from the Who-Ville Picayune, January 1958”, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (via nprfreshair)

lauraolin:

This is sorta genius.

ohmyasian:

GIF OF THE WEEK: Mulan’s Grandma

heh
mulan

koreamjournal:

Pic of the Day: How Asian Women Age

Source: http://iamemiko.blogspot.com/2010/09/how-asians-age.html

modernmonkeys:

There needs to be a new Yelp feature to help accurately assess ethnic restaurants - ‘Remove white ppl reviews.’

(via brashblacknonbeliever)

neil-gaiman:

mobiuskleinstein:

I made this so I can put it up on my wall. You fellow writers are welcome to do the same.

LOOK AT HIS DISAPPROVING FACE. WRITE. NOW.

Do I look THAT grumpy? I probably do. But I like the sentiment.

Merry Dissmas, everyone! Send in your Dissmas wishes! →

joebidenlookingatstuff:

Joe Biden looking like an airplane.

I wanna know the story behind this pic. :)