No more Texas governors for president

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.” - Molly Ivins
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Here are the problems with this Marco Rubio moment. 

  1. He maintains eye contact nearly the entire time. That’s creepy dude.
  2. He licks his lips, like some sort of sweaty and nervous pervert.
  3. His gulp is way too loud. Who actually gulps audibly?
  4. He looks mad suspicious! Like he’s stealing someone else’s water, and doesn’t want America to judge him for it.
  5. Oh, and he voted against the Violence Against Women Act today, which makes him a dick.  

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I bet Antonin Scalia is the kind of dick who writes his dissents in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME, and they’re in Comic Sans before entry into any official records.

And he highlights whole blocks of text.

I’m just sayin’, I have this feeling.

According to one campaign source, the Gingrich campaign has begun seeking the support of people with mental disorders and other memory issues that make it hard for them to retain basic information.

“The problem is, most of those people are currently running for President,” the source said.